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Like our founder...

Sir Laurence Olivier, 1907-1989. (Click picture for more on Sir Larry)

...we are classically trained, working professional actors. But, unlike our founder, between gigs, we'll scrub your toilet! Or bartend your next party. Or help you move...

Putting our decades of "day job" experience to work for New York, our clients have hired us to paint apartments, run errands, and babysit kids. Clean Actors Guild has also been hired to:

- type/edit manuscripts
- weed gardens
- set up art exhibits
- organize homes and offices
- wait in line for tickets
- take people to (and from) hospitals
- drive families to Maine (and back)
- rescue flat panel TVs from sinking yachts (got soaked)
- knock furniture apart with sledge hammers (it was fun)
- babysit cars that high rollers have parked in fire lanes (some cars have DVD players!)

We also have extensive experiece in administrative/personal assistance. No job too big, too small, or too weird. (Actually, a couple of them were too weird, but we did them anyway.)

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Olivier as Neil Diamond's Jewish, bespectacled father in The Jazz Singer


"Success isn't about getting lucky. Success is about getting better when you don't get lucky."

- Anonymous

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